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PostSubject: Scrapbooking poems.   Sun May 23, 2010 3:28 pm

Hi all, when searching for a poem to use on a challenge I came across a few that I wanted to share with you all. Hope you like them.
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PostSubject: Re: Scrapbooking poems.   Sun May 23, 2010 3:31 pm

A Scrapaholic's Confession
Author: K Haynes
(Note: CHAOS = Can't Have Anyone Over Syndrome)

Bless me, Scrap Fairy, for I have sinned,
I know that’s hard to believe;
But it’s not my fault, I’m a victim, you see,
Of a sickness, a curse, a disease...

They say that confession is good for the soul,
But I’m not convinced that that’s true.
So I’ll tell you my faults and shortcomings,
And I’ll leave the decision to you.

That scrapbooking thing has got me for sure;
I start with the best of intentions!
Just let me check the CK website--
Oh look! A list of conventions!

Snacking is good to help with my scrappin’
Though I tend to overindulge.
Cakes and cookies and chocolates galore!
My bulges are starting to bulge!

Oh my! How I buy the things I don’t need
Eyelets and ribbons and vellums.
If anyone asks, “I’ve had it for years!“
At least, that’s what I tell ‘em!

A scrap room? What’s that? Stuff’s all over the house
I suffer from *CHAOS,* you know,
No one comes, no one visits, except UPS
He’s my very best friend, that Joe!

Buy now! It’s on sale! They won’t have it again!
The gadgets, the papers, the glues
Look at the money that I can save!
How can I possibly lose???

Organization is an area where I am certainly lacking
I need help with that, others say
But how can I do it? I‘ve got things to do!
How can I waste a whole day?

So here I sit amongst all of my clutter
Housekeeping’s a thing of the past
Dusting and vacuuming and tidying up
What’s the point??? It just doesn’t last!

I have too many ideas and not enough time
They say that denial is rough
I have it...I know it....can’t find it....
Oh well....I’ll just buy some more stuff.
I know that they pay me to do a good job
But this 8 to 5 job gets so stressful
I need a vacation...I need to relax...
And then I will be more successful!
I spend time at work doing scrapbooking things
I search for a phrase or a verse
The perfect layout is all that I need
My addiction is more like a curse!
I tell my husband that if I should die
The best thing for him to do
Is to have a garage or a fire sale
And be sure to include all of Y-O-U!
I guess I’m a sinner, so give me my penance
And hurry! Send me on my way!
I’ve a 40% coupon right here in my purse
Oh my gosh....it expires today!
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PostSubject: Re: Scrapbooking poems.   Sun May 23, 2010 3:33 pm

Ode to my Wife, the Scrapbook Cropper
Submitted by: Tonia R
Author: Author: Valerie Consolo

Ode to my Wife, the Scrapbook Cropper

Author: Valerie Consolo

She learned to crop on Monday,
Her shapes were going fine.
She forgot to thaw our dinner,
So we went out to dine...

She added die-Cuts on Tuesday,
She says they really are a must.
They actually were quite lovely,
But she forgot to dust...

On Wednesday it was stickers,
She says the designs are fun.
What highlights, what shadows!!
But the laundry wasn't done...

Her journaling was on Thursday,
With Pigma pens, including red.
I quess she really was engrossed,
She never made the bed...

It was more acid-free paper on Friday,
In colors that she adores.
It never bothered her at all,
The crumbs on the floor...

I found a maid on Saturday,
My week is now complete.
My wife can crop the hours away,
The house will still be neat...

Well, it's already Sunday,
But don't call me a great Pop.
I cursed!@#$, I raved*#@, I ranted!!!
The maid has learned to CROP!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Scrapbooking poems.   Sun May 23, 2010 3:34 pm

I Do This For.......
Submitted by: gloria72777
Author: Gloria Brammell

I do this for my family.
I do this for myself.
I do this for the scrapbooking
and some might say, for nothing else.
You see they are wrong because,
I do this for the friends.
I do this for the joy.
I do this for the simple fact
of creating so much more.
I do this for the memories.
I do this for the dreams.
I do this for the legacy but,
that's not all you see.
I do this for the smiles.
I do this for the hope
to celebrate our future
and that's not a joke.
Now you know why I do this,
Let me do something for you.
Come to a crop and you will know why
I do what I love to do!
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PostSubject: Re: Scrapbooking poems.   Sun May 23, 2010 3:50 pm

how cool are these!!! they are so so so true!!! thanks for sharing kimbo!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Scrapbooking poems.   Sun May 23, 2010 9:50 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Scrapbooking poems.   Mon May 24, 2010 9:03 pm

great!! Thanks for sharing!!!
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